Se me acabó el Gas y la compañía gasera no me quiere cambiar el tanque porque está muy picado….
Como no sabía que hacer, pues hice lo que todo ñoño haría… le pedí consejos a cleverbot:
User: Hello my friend, I have a question for you. What should I do about my gas situation?
Cleverbot: Good. I have a question.
User: Ok what is your question?
Cleverbot: Will you go out with me?
User: This is so unexpected; I’ll have to think about it.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: A man. Why?
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: Brown. This is getting weird.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: Yes. What are you trying to do?
Cleverbot: Just getting something.
User: Well you ain’t gettin anything from me.
Cleverbot: It’s just that staring is rude.
User: What would you expect, you are in my monitor.
Cleverbot: Move on. You don’t need a relationship to be happy.
User: Ok, stop it already or I’ll have to leave.
Cleverbot: No don’t go.
User: OK, but then help me, what should I do. Should I go to the gas plant, or what?
Cleverbot: You don’t have a mouth.
User: You mean I should talk to them on the phone?
Cleverbot: Write about why we all exist! Write about the purpose of existence as a whole!
User: O, I see… An email. That might work. But today is saturday, they’d probably don’t work today. And meanwhile I’m still with no gas.
Cleverbot: No, today is Wednesday.
User: Well, I’ts Saturday in my country.
Cleverbot: Bad girl.
Cleverbot: Your guess of my name. It begins with H.
User: I don’t have time for this, I came to you to find answers and I… Ehmm… is it Hermes?
Cleverbot: I think if you are a real person that you need to grow up. You are the one with the website that anybody can visit. You leave then.
User: Wait wait.. You mean you have visited our blog… The nosomosñoños web page?
Cleverbot: I was in jail too long. Didn’t do me a bit of good. It only escalated my delinquency.
User: Our blog doesn’t encourage people to delinquency…. Or does it?
Cleverbot: People who do talk to you probably just creep you out then. Am I creeping you out?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: A little what?
User: I’m a little scared every time I talk to you.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ah you knowitall… So about my gas…?
Cleverbot: How did you know I was having a party??
User: What the hell is your problem… Are you high?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Wel, what are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: I guessed that would be your answer, you stupid machine.
Cleverbot: It’s the right answer as well.
User: Touche, Cleverbot… Tou…che.